January 2011
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kids are like...not that smart
I couldn’t believe she said it. Nor could the entire bar either as she said it loud enough for the whole room to hear. And so she said it again.
“Honestly. It’s really hard to kill a baby,” Christine repeated herself. “I mean, it’s not an easy thing to do.”
Gasps from the crowd came again. Some nasty sneers of looks. Then she paused with drama to catch another mouthful of cabernet to go along...
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Happy Bananagram Birthday Beautiful
The evolution of the birthday present from a man to his wife starts with flowers and jewelry during courtship, then kitchen appliances and gift certificates in middle age, and then ends with cash for the casinos when it comes to the twilight years.
Myself and my wife are somewhere around the vacuum cleaner stage.
Today marks my wife’s birthday and after twenty years of buying presents for her I...
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“I don’t use my left hand. My left hand is my lazy hand.
Abby, age 7”
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E is for the Erotic Cafe
The entire family was playing the alphabet game while driving our new born baby, our fourth child home from the hospital. The point of the alphabet game is to find a word on a sign on the road that begins with each of the letters in the alphabet.
Surprisingly, my five-year old took to this game pretty quickly.
I see Bed. I see Co..Co..Corridor. I see Dunkin Donuts. That’s about the time when my...